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A man is sat in a bar at an airport waiting for his flight to board.
As he sits there a very attractive young woman sits on the bar-stool next to him and orders a drink. The man thinks to himself "She must be cabin crew" and decides to find out by seeing if she responds to any of the airline's advertising slogans.
Thinking she might work for British Airways he says "The world's favourite airline?"
The woman looks at him, but says nothing and then goes back to her drink.
The man thinks "perhaps she works for Singapore Airlines" and says questioningly "A better way to fly?"
The woman still does not respond, so he thinks to himself that maybe it is Malasia airlines, whose tagline is "As Smooth as Silk".
So he says to her "As smooth as silk?"
The woman turns to him and says aggressively "What the f**k do you want?"
To which he replies "ahhhhh..........RyanAir"